AWD

My car is old. It’s dying.
The exhaust system hits with a clank every time
I exit my brother’s driveway.
Something is making a RRRrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRR
And the transaxle clunks every time I make a right hand turn.
The headliner is gone
The carpet smells like spilled soda pop and apple juice and horse poop.
The front bumper is clinging, just
There is yellow foam on the windshield where I used Gorilla glue
To glue down the rubber gasket on the windshield.
I am stranded when the weather is bad, not daring to drive on ice
After landing in a sheep pasture last year.
I have my eye on all wheel drive.
If my car is old and sad enough, can I buy a brand new one?