Sartorial disarray

What the hell is on my shirt? 

I had a clean white shirt earlier today,

and now it's got something purple -

something yellow -

ewwww, what is this here?!

And here I am, going out in public,

to the store, in this shirt,

because it's late,

and I'm going to come home and take it off anyway -

Oy, what has happened to my standards?!